Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

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Hey look, I win 33 immunities, guess I win Survivor

[Mia]

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Oh wait, I forgot to sign up

[Mia]

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My version of Survivor: No one gets eliminated until someone else reaches 10000 posts in the MPT

[Mia]

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No wait, even better

[Mia]

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I host my own thread called The Spamathalon

[Mia]

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First, you post as many times as you can in a row in the MPT

[Mia]

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Then, you have to be the first one to post 1000 times in the MPT (not counting prior posts)

[Mia]

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And for the last event of The Spamathalon, you have to spa as much as you can in the week allotted

[Mia]

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And then the winner is based on who had the highest average score across all 3 events

[Mia]

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So say there's someone that posted 7 times in a row, was 4th to reach 1000 posts in the MPT, and made 3183 posts

[Mia]

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They would lose to someone who made 6 posts in a row, was 3rd to reach 1000 posts in the MPT, and made 4421 posts

[Mia]

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And if Mia wins her own Spamathalon, that would be funny

[Mia]

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I come up with the most knucklehead ideas

[Mia]

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You forgot, knucklehead

[Mia]

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Wise guys don't carry that wallet

[Mia]

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[Mia]

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"It fits in your pocket"

And a wallet doesn't??? I'm confused

[Mia]

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Sorry, I won't spend $10 on 4 rubber bands

[Mia]

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How dense do you think we are

[Mia]

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Now, where was I? Time to spend $469 on my AYN Thor Max 16