Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Silky Silver]

Perhaps in August

[Silky Silver]

I dreamed a creepy guy was photographing me, so I tried to escape the venue that I had no idea I flew over to by plane, lost the guy... realized I was very far from home, checked phone, "what?! you didn't book a plane ride back?!" Thought I could just walk back home because it was a dream, what's 6 hours of walking?...... then got chased by another stranger with throwing maces. They were rather large, somehow carried infinite throwing maces like they were arrows... I managed to catch one, though it pierced my hand, blood was everywhere, and my hand-eye coordination+strength levels of 0 made me miss their big ahh entirely when I tried to throw it back and it landed to the far right, plus they got their ammo back

[Sunlight1232]

I think you're in the wrong timeline

Sometimes I think too fast and say dumb things

[Sunlight1232]

I'd spec into mace throwing in an rpg if I could

[TRUC]

Dreams can be a bit unfair :')

[Mia]

I had a dream that I didn't get enough sleep again

Oh wait, that was real

[Mia]

Something Something, noisy kitten

[Mia]

You ever have a dream that feels like your mundane life, so you can't tell if it's real

I just dreamt that I was trying to sleep, but my kitten was keeping me awake

[Mia]

Now I don't know how much of that was real, and how much I was sleeping but my brain acted like I was awake

[Mia]

Those people telling me to count sheep when I spam might be onto something

[Mia]

"Try the new Street Chalupa from Taco Bell"

I don't think they understand what street means, cause they're not a vendor??

[Mia]

I'm gonna buy donuts from Krispy Kreme and put them in my own donut box. Then they're homemade, right?

[Sunlight1232]

I used to lucid dream as a teenager
It sucks when you lucid dream nightmares because then you can't get out

[Sunlight1232]

You can wake yourself up if you raise your heartrate enough
But then you just wake up in a hot sweat
And because you didn't get any sleep you're still tired and fall asleep reentering your nightmare

[Sunlight1232]

That sounds like a Twilight Zone episode

[Mia]

Another long work day with no help -_-