Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

I'll make you pass Ashley next

[Bluecat52]

149 Meows

[Mia]

She don't post no more anyway

[Bluecat52]

150 Meows

[Bluecat52]

151 Meows

152 Meows

[Mia]

Battle of the number names

[Mia]

Top 5 is breaking away from the rest of the pack, with an almost 80 post difference between 5th and 6th

[Mia]

15150 taytos

Then again, the top 6 was really hard to break into back then

Here, it's more like the top 8 being hard to break into

[Mia]

9011 to 3216, where IcyMind would've had to 2.8x his current posts

Compared to this one, where Bluecat52 has to 2.5x his current posts

[Mia]

Not that anyone is competing, I just find it intriguing

[Mia]

Back then, I had 81.7% of the MPT's posts

In this one, I have 82.4%

Less users, less activity I suppose

[Mia]

That's okay

[Mia]

I like the activity we have here

[Mia]

It's not all blank spam

[Mia]

Then again, the top 6 was really hard to break into back then

Here, it's more like the top 8 being hard to break into

There once was a gal named Mia. Mia had a very troubled life, but always stuck it out. In recent times though, Mia began to act Different. She became cold and distant to people she once called friends. Eventually, one fateful day, one of her friends would get attacked by her. She received several bruises, and would eventually call the authorities. Mia would have to dotime for her actions. Now that she had to spend the next month in jail, Mia began to get desparate.

That would be until she met Camer the Dragon, who promised to bust her out of jail under one condition. Acquire 200 liters of cola, and bring it to his lair. "That's no trouble at all," Mia thought. She knew of a village where you could exchange goods. That is when Camer roared "If you don't acquire the cola I desire within 3 days, I'll burn you to a crisp!" Mia trembled a bit, but pressed on. She started walking down a trail towards Jiggmin's Village, in search of the cola she required.

Along the way, she found some abandoned goods at a nearby tree. "This is perfect," Mia exclaimed. "Surely something of this will be tradeable for the cola." That's when she noticed something with a strange shiny aura. It appeared to be some sort of a Silky Silver, made for crafting exquisite swords to defend Jiggmin's Village. It was highly valued. That is when a dangerous looking orc named Addy showed up out of nowhere. "Hey, that stuff belongs to me! Hand it over or I'll bash you with my club!"

Luckily for Mia, she knew that the sun was rising very soon. This particular race of orcs was afraid of Sunlight, so she tried to stall the orc. "Hey orc, you're right! How can we settle this, human to orc? Perhaps we play a quick game of parcheesi to pass the time!" The orc laughed at her. "You doofus, I don't have time for your foolish human games! I have to get back to my home to protect mys- uh, I mean... cook dinner for my family! Yeah, that's it!" That's when the sun started rising above the horizon.

"Nice try, but I know this Sunlight is absolutely unbearable to you!" Mia said smugly. The orc wailed "Gahhh, forget it! Just keep the stuff! I gotta get out of here!!!" and scurried back home. Mia gleefully continued down the trail, until she finally reached Jiggmin's Village. She managed to find a shopkeeper that traded consumables. "Hello, traveler, my name is Ashley! Take a look at my goods, and see if there's anything you like!" Mia scanned her eyes across the entire stock, until she spotted it in the corner.

There were bottles upon bottled stacked up on wooden pallets. There had to be at least 400 liters of cola there! Mia breathed a sigh of relief, and said "How about we work out a trade? I have a large quantity of Silky Silver in my possession, and would be willing to trade it for half of your stock of cola." Ashley thought it over, and considering the extraordinarily high value of Silky Silver, agreed. That's when Mia's heart sank. How would she get all of this cola back to the dragon's lair in time? She's not able to lift all of this cola there by herself!

That is when a Bluecat entered the shop and began pawing at a ball of yarn Mia had collected from the tree. "Meow meow meow meow!" said the Bluecat, but luckily Mia knew how to speak cat. He wanted the ball of yarn so badly, he was willing to give up his bed for it! "Meow meow meow meow!" said the cat. This time, the cat said he's been sleeping in a wagon with a blanket, but would gladly find somewhere else to sleep if it had the yarn to play with! Mia's eyes lit up, and agreed to the trade. Now she had a way of getting the cola back to Camer the Dragon!

Mia thanked Ashley the shopkeeper and the Bluecat, and hurried back to the dragon's lair. With just enough time to spare to eat a dozen donuts from a travelling cart, she made it there. Mia was exhausted, but there was the lair! "Hey, you humans are pretty cool! And here I was, practicing my biggest fire breaths to burn you with." said Camer. He threw 198 liters of the cola back into his pile of treasure, and cracked open one of the 2 liters. Mia had escaped with her freedom, and avoided the wrath of the dragon!

The end

[Sunlight1232]

Imagine if the final Survivor challenge was just to spam this thread as much as possible

[Sunlight1232]

I guess it would be hard to count because you'd need to track the before and after

[Mia]

29880 donuts

I have an idea to raise activity, put all the Survivor/Big Brother spam challenges in here

I had the same thought

[Sunlight1232]

I'm just thinking in circles now