Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

My cat has yet to obliterate any of my belongings, although I caught her trying to chew through my bike's brake lines

[Mia]

Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria

[Mia]

Hello Mr. Grimm, do you have any chocolate sauce?

[Mia]

Sorry, we're fresh out of that. Can I perhaps interest you in some marshmallow fluff instead?

[Mia]

No thanks. Say, do you know where this treasure map leads?

[Mia]

Yeah, that's Mason Farms. Look out, he has a knack for shooting intruders with his spud gun.

[Mia]

A guy named Mason lives there, and shoots people with his own taytos? What kind of crazy world do we live in?

[Mia]

Yeah, he's Jack Mason, a 69 year old crotchety man. I heard he freezes the taytos to make them hurt even more.

[Silky Silver]

My skin's feeling so prickly, and I don't think it's the mosquitos this time

[Mia]

Well I'm going to try my luck anyway, cause that treasure is a ticket to the good life.

[Silky Silver]

Hello Dan the man, I should've asked you what door you picked

[Mia]

Sure, but put on some bug repellant before you head out. Some apparition named Silky warned me in a dream last night.

[Mia]

So Todd buys mosquito repellant from Mr. Grimm and heads on his way

[Mia]

Then out of nowhere, a talking rabbit comes out of nowhere and blocks Todd's path

[Mia]

Hey, what's the big idea? I'm trying to get to Mason Farms! Move it you dumb rabbit!

[Mia]

Dumb?! I'll have you know that I'm a member of Mensa!

[Mia]

I don't care what you're a member of! Just let me pass!

[Mia]

Hmm, maybe I'll consider it if you can find me some chocolate sauce.

[Mia]

Damn it, I just tried to buy some from Mr. Grimm's General Store! Can't you make an exception?

[Mia]

Sorry, no can do. It's gotta be chocolate sauce. These carrots are getting rather bland, you know.