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[Mia]

39518 penguins

To spa or not to spa, that is the question

[Mia]

39519 penguins

And the answer is to spa

[Mia]

39520 penguins

Cause I want to spa so here I am

[Mia]

39521 penguins

The spa is fun to do when I don't know what else there is

[Mia]

39522 penguins

And the spa is good at killing time

[Mia]

39523 penguins

Cause after all, isn't that what spa is all about

[Mia]

39524 penguins

Oh my gosh Mia, stop saying spa already

[Mia]

39525 penguins

But I like saying spa..

[Mia]

39526 penguins

But we're tired of you saying spa

[Mia]

39527 penguins

You're not the boss of me, I'm gonna keep saying spa

[Mia]

39528 penguins

Now you've done it, I'm going to hit you with my secret spa attack

[Mia]

39529 penguins

What is a secret spa attack

[Mia]

39530 penguins

It's when you spa a post when no one's looking

[Mia]

39531 penguins

But there's an invisible user looking at the spa right now

[Mia]

39532 penguins

Go spa yourself Mia, you stupid spa

[Mia]

39533 penguins

Hey watch your language, there's a spa looking

[Mia]

39534 penguins

I don't give a flying spa

[Mia]

39535 penguins

Do you kiss your spa with that mouth

[Mia]

39536 penguins

No... I don't go around kissing my spa you weirdo...

[Mia]

39537 penguins

But what if the spa is extra luxurious