Let's get this thread to a million pages!

**Mia** · Today, 9:43 AM

33297 penguins

*spas more aggressively*

**Mia** · Today, 9:44 AM

33298 penguins

I was actually afraid I had made a counting error

**Mia** · Today, 9:45 AM

33299 penguins

But we're in the clear (this time)

**Mia** · Today, 9:45 AM

33300 penguins

There's always time for that in the future

**Mia** · (This post was last modified: Today, 9:46 AM by Mia. Edited 1 time in total.)

33301 penguins

Yeah, because you're a numbskull

**Mia** · Today, 9:46 AM

33302 penguins

Says the one who edited their post

**Mia** · Today, 9:47 AM

33303 penguins

Well you said you'd stop chatting, and yet here you are

**Mia** · Today, 9:47 AM

33304 penguins

True, but at this point I'm less than 30 from the number anyway

**Mia** · Today, 9:48 AM

33305 penguins

But what should I say for 30 posts

**Mia** · Today, 9:49 AM

33306 penguins

Say nothing and spare the readers from your lousy chat

**Mia** · Today, 9:49 AM

33307 penguins

Isn't this what insane people do

**Mia** · Today, 9:52 AM

33308 penguins

[ Insert coin ]

**Mia** · Today, 9:53 AM

33309 penguins

GAME OVER

**Mia** · Today, 9:53 AM

33310 penguins

That was rather fast, wasn't it

**Mia** · Today, 9:54 AM

33311 penguins

INSERT MORE QUARTERS

**Mia** · Today, 9:54 AM

33312 penguins

Why is this arcade machine yelling at me

**Mia** · Today, 9:55 AM

33313 penguins

[ INSERT A ****ING COIN ]

**Mia** · Today, 9:55 AM

33314 penguins

No, I don't think I will!

**Mia** · Today, 9:56 AM

33315 penguins

*a buzzsaw emerges from the arcade machine and begins flailing towards Mia*

**Mia** · Today, 9:57 AM

33316 penguins

This machine is evil!