Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

The moldy bread was not meant for human consumption.

[Mia]

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear

[Mia]

Flying through the sky, it's the great mighty pie

[Mia]

Don't forget your galoshes, they might be bulletproof

[Mia]

It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!

[Mia]

Don't step on the cabbages, they are becoming unruly

[Mia]

What did you expect to happen when you built your brick house with rubber cement

[Bluecat52]

If you listen close enough, you'll hear them.

[Bluecat52]

The Cabbages are closer than they appear O.O

[Mia]

Seriously Timmy? You snuck out of the house and joined the communist party? That's the 10th time this month!

[Mia]

Breaking news: Santa Claus loses $1.6 million settlement for disguising leprechauns as elves

[Bluecat52]

Has anyone seen my leprechauns? they were last seen playing in the snow ;-;

[Mia]

I think the Earth is hollow with candy in the center, like those chocolate treats

[Mia]

Man in critical condition after falling into giant bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal

[Mia]

Pizza Roll CEO is furious after a knockoff product called Mouthburners hits store shelves

[Bluecat52]

Breaking News!
Research now shows that people can breathe air!

In other news major MALAS energy has taken over the nation. More after a word from our sponsor, Candy Bread!

[Mia]

New philosopher declares birds are plotting the downfall of society

[Mia]

Godzilla, exhausted from destroying buildings, decides to vacation in the Bahamas.

Unfortunately, his VISA was declined

[Mia]

I needs no sugar crisp to get swift

[Mia]

I'm your solar powered princess