Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

12529 hammers

What if I got to page 1000?

[Mia]

12530 hammers

So here I am, doing everything I can

[Mia]

12531 hammers

Why are there 190 guests reading this thread?

[Mia]

12532 hammers

I haven't the slightest idea.

[Mia]

12533 hammers

Maybe they like listening to my nonsense.

[Mia]

12534 hammers

But the nonsense isn't even that entertaining.

[Mia]

12535 hammers

Hey Mia, let's take a visit to the Amberville Mall!

[Mia]

12536 hammers

I don't know, I'm not really feeling it.

[Mia]

12537 hammers

Ah come on, don't you want to see the mall fountain?

[Mia]

12538 hammers

Not really, I'd rather do my shopping on Amazon.

[Mia]

12539 hammers

But Amazon is soulless! Let's go walk down the mall corridors!

[Mia]

12540 hammers

But I already ordered everything I need online...

[Mia]

12541 hammers

You've changed, Mia. You used to prefer mall shopping.

[Mia]

12542 hammers

Yeah, until I developed a severe case of malas.

[Mia]

12543 hammers

Forget the malas, let's get moving!

[Mia]

12544 hammers

Oh, that reminds me. On the topic of moving...

[Mia]

12545 hammers

My boyfriend and I are moving in together! c:

[Mia]

12546 hammers

It's going to be wonderful! I am so excited!

[Mia]

12547 hammers

So how long would 180 pages take, anyway?

[Mia]

12548 hammers

That's 3600 posts, roughly.