Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

And then your phone dies, and you notice a SEAL THAT ESCAPED FROM A NEARBY ZOO starts ATTACKING THE NEIGHBOR!

[Mia]

I have to imagine these 30 guests are seeing where I'm going with this hypothetical

[Mia]

Just you wait, I have only just gotten started

[Mia]

Then a prankster throws a BALLOON FILLED WITH ACID AT YOU and uploads it to TikTok!

[Mia]

And then a blacksmith comes by and tells the neighbors to GET SOME HELP!

[Mia]

And then the blacksmith's gorilla lifts the tree off of your leg and CHASES AFTER YOUR NEIGHBOR!

[Mia]

Do you CALL THE COPS? Do you LAUGH AT YOUR NEIGHBOR? Do you FIND YOUR CRUSH AND EXPLAIN? Do you GET IN THE JACUZZI? Do you TACKLE THE TIKTOK PRANKSTER TO THE FLOOR? Do you EXPLAIN TO YOUR BOSS WHAT HAPPENED?

[Mia]

Do you keep talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic so that no one has a chance to interrupt you?

[Mia]

Do you ask what drugs Mia was on when she came up with that hypothetical?

[Mia]

If happiness is a drug, then I'm addicted

[Mia]

oooOOOooo

[Mia]

https://youtu.be/GoC5DkFLgJY?si=8la_mQraqUZ9qk-K&t=21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImSoA_fAVL4

[Mia]

I'm interested in most phases of data processing

[Mia]

I need a pencil

[Mia]

A parallelogram is a shape with opposite sides that are parallel and have the same length

[Mia]

Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates, and overstates, and hyperventilates

[Mia]

Take him to Detroit

[Mia]

I don't know what that means, "to play us out"

[Mia]

I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for 20 minutes.

[Camer the Dragon]

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