Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

The company I work for could be eliminated tomorrow and it wouldn't affect anything in the world on even the most microscopic ways

[Mia]

It's literally just a company that helps people gamble. There's already tens of thousands of those

[Mia]

At least food retail is serving the public, I'm just helping people waste their pieces of paper they slaved for at THEIR mind numbing dead end jobs

[Mia]

This is jobs in a nutshell

[Mia]

Actually no, this video is much more fitting:



This is EXACTLY what life is. It's so ****ing depressing

[Mia]

Except I don't even have someone asking me to come to bed

[Mia]

But maybe I'm getting a bit nihilistic, I have no idea

[Mia]

As a kid, I thought those scenes were funny

Now, I relate to it 100 percent

[Mia]

Every week is "Don't worry Mystery, I'm sure next week will go better!"

[Mia]

I don't know if I relate more with Squidward, or Stanley from The Office

They both have a very similar personality, except Stanley gets happy far more often. Usually when going home from his mind numbing dead end job is mentioned.

[Mia]

But Stanley does lose his temper at his boss, which I can say I haven't done yet.

[Mia]

I'm gonna eat some pizza while I watch The Orville, and get hit right in the feels now that I know my favorite celebrity of all time finished his voice lines months prior to his passing

[Mia]

Pepperoni pizza, baby

It's gonna taste good as hell, it's made entirely from scratch

[Mia]

And before anyone asks, yes it's plant-based

[Mia]

Pizza hut can kiss my patootie

[Mia]

Pizza hut, more like pizza butt

[Mia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czaAzOWBcTc

[Mia]

I just found a youtube video with exactly 17 million views. Really bizarre.

[Mia]

It will have gone up by the time you see that, so don't bother searching it up. Although the video was mildly funny.

[Mia]

The first episode of the Orville was amazing btw