Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

I'm not good at baking

[Silky Silver]

They're selling the 5 dollar foot long but it's actually 11 inches

[Mia]

I miss JennaMarbles

[Mia]

Subway bread has so much sugar in it that some countries consider it cake

[Mia]

So if you add provolone cheese to it, would that make it cheesecake?

[Mia]

Or any cheese, really. Not sure why I said provolone

[Mia]

Their meatball parm is their worst sandwich

[Silky Silver]

If I compress a bunch of different cheeses together into a cake, would that make it a cheesecake?

[Mia]

If I chuck a chocolate cake into a cheese fondue, does it become a cheesecake fondue?

[Mia]

Is Earth considered strudel since it has a creamy magma center?

[Mia]

Is my head a strudel since it's filled with nonsense?

[Silky Silver]

I like ice cream cake, just put ice cream on cake

[Mia]

Strudelhead sounds like a nice insult

[Mia]

Is my head a strudel since it's filled with nonsense?

I would love to have a meaningful conversation with a bird.
I killed him with the power of sleep.
Those kittens play the piano better than me.
Happy birthday, you're a loser.
I left my sanity in my other pants.
You did a reverse Michael Jackson.
That's a benefit to living in a refrigerator.
I figuratively became the duck.
My hands are leaking.
How dare you, my society was built by red squiggly lines!
Those dang goat-slapping cats!
Alright Nolan, I'm gonna kill your pets!
This server is on life support.
Oh no, that guy has a mustache!
I'm too tired to think about buttons.
I would eat my hair if it was made of doughnut.
I'm sure the devil agrees with me.
I'm putting all of my faith in the groundhog.
I wouldn't say I'm stupid, but you never see me and room in the same Batman.
Who needs love when you've got applesauce?
They squeezed me like a human juicebox.
My face is pretty punchable.
I'm good at arguing with myself.
I'm a necrophiliac bee.
First comes the pie, then comes the insanity.
I'm rich in stupidity.
I feel like a skeleton trapped inside of a lunatic's body.
My erasers can fix milkshakes.
I have a wide range of many one corns.
I embrace my stupidity.
Who needs health when you've got donuts?
The only repellent I have is sanity repellent.
I hate everything in the universe except apple strudel.
I don't want to be a psychotic blue mouse.
I'm gonna punish myself with nourishment.
They'll put you on the nachos and eat you.
Is he breaking wind to keep the balance in order?
I'd rather lose my hair than my sanity.
I am a goof of the ball variety.
Who would want to rub poo in their hair?
That's not pudding, that's an animal!
You can't blackmail me if I'm dead.
There's nothing more insulting than taking a man's hat.
Is my head a strudel since it's filled with nonsense?

Added to my list of quotes

[Silky Silver]

hahaha, server on life support

[Silky Silver]

Here we go again, TRUCING

[Mia]

Hey, I only meant one of those votes for McCain!

[Silky Silver]

Soft cake texture, creamy sweetness, cold, heavenly?

[Mia]

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories

[Mia]

The moistness of this cake - I'm in heaven right now!